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Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
I never went to elementary school, unlike other school-age children. I had private tutors instruct me in the language arts, mathematics, history, literature, languages, and sciences.
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
I would rather have a relationship. Feeling like I have a real emotional connection with someone else is such a heavenly thing! Feeling that rush of love and sweetness, the racing of your heart when you see that special someone, is incomparable to anything else in the world. It’s wonderful and fantastic and beautiful. Being in love is like living a fantasy.
Well, putting a boy in as much pink and frills and costume jewelry as possible is quite painful to look back on the idea of my sisters doing to me, I can certainly say that!
No, I highly doubt it. Stella has always kept things very neat around here, and I’m sure she wouldn’t take kindly to fleas.
Yes, I’ve certainly heard that too, but nothing catastrophic has happened yet…I just hope that it isn’t too catastrophic, whenever it happens…and whatever it is…
[Stifles back her laughter.] Ah—wow, what I wouldn’t kill to see those photos…I mean—I mean, yeahhhhh. It sounds quite painful indeed.
[Scratches her neck.] Alright, I hope that’s true. Stella is a very neat person, but maybe I should ask Lara to check it out later. Or maybe I could just take this off…Hm. Nah, I’ll finish talking to you first.
I’m sure it’ll be fine. Bianca may be really spoiled and bratty at times, and her hormones on the fritz would probably do nothing to help that, but since you’re so close, you’ll weather the storm. That’s what lovers do, right? Weather the storms and hurricanes of life, whether they be actual natural disasters or babies. [Pats him lightly on the arm.] Whatever happens, I wish you luck.
(Source: slaying-dragons-in-my-mind)
[Jaw drops.] Wait…wait! Twins??!?!?!?!? Since…since when?! That is so, so, so…wow! Two kids! Two!
[Claps her hands together.] They are going to be soooo cute! Will you dress them in matching outfits? In fictional pairs! Like Holmes and Watson? Or Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? That would be adorable…
Haha, well it does sound like a cute idea, and you can only do that for so long…but as long as the boy doesn’t get dressed up in girls’ clothing or maybe even vice versa, since no one like embarrassing childhood photos! /Shudders at the thought of his own embarrassing childhood photos/
[Nods in agreement.] True, very true. I have quite a few of my own embarrassing photos from my youth, and let me just say that I’m glad I’ll never see those again! Haha.
[Scratches the back of the wedding outfit.] Good goddess, what the heck is this thing made of? I feel like I’m wearing a potato sack. [Scratches her head with the same irritation.] Ack. I hope this dress isn’t infested with fleas or something. That would be disgusting. And my poor books…Well, never mind. Books can’t become flea-infested. I think.
…How’s Bianca been through this whole pregnancy? I haven’t talked to her in a while, since I left for my trip. Are her hormones okay? I read that having babies grow within a woman can do funky things to her emotions. [Confidentially:] Funky and unpleasant things.
…If I were you, I would seek female help. I think it looks good, but supposedly men lack that attention to detail? And of course, everyone has different preferences/Blushes/ Ahaha…haha, w-well, we haven’t really discussed it that much yet! See, with twins, we’re probably going to have many other concerns for quite a while!
[Jaw drops.] Wait…wait! Twins??!?!?!?!? Since…since when?! That is so, so, so…wow! Two kids! Two!
[Claps her hands together.] They are going to be soooo cute! Will you dress them in matching outfits? In fictional pairs! Like Holmes and Watson? Or Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum? That would be adorable…
(Source: slaying-dragons-in-my-mind)
I was just passing through…I can’t deny that sounds like Sister Stella, though!
Now why would you ask me a question like that?! Of course you would! Some intelligent, well-read man somewhere would very likely agree. And I mean that in a hypothetical, completely platonic way!
[Beaming.] Good! I trust your judgment, Erik. But about this hair… [Tinkers with her bangs.] Uh…is it okay? Or is it too messy? Do you think the petals are too much? [Gnaws her lower lip for a moment.] Hmm…Wait. I’m not actually getting married, and this does not matter. Get a hold of yourself, Josephine!
Ahem, anyhow…Sooooo, Erik…When will the church bells be chiming for you and a certain blue-haired princess, hmmm? [Nudges him in the side, which actually proves quite different in this wedding attire.]
(Source: slaying-dragons-in-my-mind)
